This blog has 420 words…
I often forget what I’m doing, what I’ve seen, and important information all of the time (have I mentioned I’m forgetful). On a frequent basis, I find it hard to get motivated; I’m usually too tired or hungry for motivation to kick in. There is a strong, to quite strong chance I won’t be able to have children in the future as my sperm count has probably been whittled down to a couple hundred average swimmers. Unfortunately, I haven’t been able to secure an interesting/well paying career path as I’m not the most articulate individual. I’m also likely to be a colossal drain on any medical plan as I frequently get sick and a good candidate to be diagnosed with something in the next couple years. Yup, I’m Blake and I inhale.
Ok, I may have taken some past myths to excess, but I think you get the point. You’d have to try pretty hard (and by try I mean prove) to convince me that my inhale frequency negatively affects my life. I forget
shit, but hey, who the hell doesn’t? In fact, STM loss is an evolutionary benefit in many cases (think of the night before “mistakes”). I enjoy lazing around, but I also like going for runs after a puff (I always think I’ve run longer which has to be a benefit). I have kids, so unless it was a miracle (so far no need to get blood test to make sure child is mine), I guess my sperm count was still swimming away. I’ve had no problem working with/for high profile companies and although I can throw down vernacular with the best of them, the KISS principle has always served me just fine.
Whether you believe inhaling, or your social network believes inhaling is useful is irrelevant. What really matters is why YOU inhale. While it may not be for everyone, to deny the usefulness of The Jane (Hey, I can shorten any nickname I want) is about as smart as drinking water from the kiddie pool. My biggest problem is my timing. I’m too young to have experienced the “freedom” years back in the day, and unfortunately still waiting for legalization to be a reality in North America. I want to pass the word; however anyone who will listen already knows. I’d like to spread the gospel one friendly puff puff pass at a time, but the line would be enormous and I’d probably only get one pass.
I’m Blake, and yes, I like to inhale…
Blake…
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